Thunderbreads! 😂 I also worked as a freelancer for Mr. Skin briefly, writing (in plain old English) actor bios for their Mr. Man site. I remember spending a lot of time mining thesaurus.com for imagistic dick synonyms. (“His uncut unicorn,” “his fresh-baked baguette,” “his nightstick…”). I had to work fast because I was getting paid by the bio, but I also needed to nail that phallic wordplay because I am what? A professional. Thank god for good weed and my friends who begged me to read my penis-praising celebrity bios at the end of the day.
Thunderbreads! 😂 I also worked as a freelancer for Mr. Skin briefly, writing (in plain old English) actor bios for their Mr. Man site. I remember spending a lot of time mining thesaurus.com for imagistic dick synonyms. (“His uncut unicorn,” “his fresh-baked baguette,” “his nightstick…”). I had to work fast because I was getting paid by the bio, but I also needed to nail that phallic wordplay because I am what? A professional. Thank god for good weed and my friends who begged me to read my penis-praising celebrity bios at the end of the day.
It's like we served in the same war. Thank you for sharing <3